Monkeyballs : crazy, preposterous

ex.  Did you see him eat that worm. That shit is monkeyballs.

Best word evah!

about me. In the Star Trek and Rocky ouvres I have only seen #4 of both.

If I keep with that, do I have to see Police Academy 4?

is titled  hello on a tuesday at noon  (tm Malley)

Still Alive from the Portal game is my absolute most favorite song right now. I have never played said game nor do I have a gaming system to play it on.  But the song is sooooo auditoiallyawesome.  You can listen to the song here:

And we can walk and talk and spit-up (only occasionally).  My podcast, Uncast is officially I year old!

Tonight UNiversary celebrations at the casa along with a live (depending on technology gods) episode of Uncast. If you want to listen go to Paltalk, KATG room about 8pm pacific time.

Wooties!

PS. I love shirt.woot.com. So fucking awesome. I bought a shirt from them and I lurves it. An awesome shirt to annoy all the old people on my cruise! It says Say No to Scurvy. Omg and I just realized I am going to be on a mutherfn boat. Bonus! And maybe some of these old people were pirates. Ooh do ex-pirates go on cruise ships to remember old times?  I know my dad does and he was in the Navy.

stop being a bitch.

Thanks

Lushie

pillaging with cuteness since 1982. Just sayn.

About time travel. It probably wouldn’t be awesome but wouldn’t it be interesting  that if you were to travel back in time and you were alive in the year you traveled to,  you looked like you did during that year. And lets just say that your mind is still the same as present day but your body is 12, 24, 5 years old.

Just make sure you don’t travel back to baby times. You are so screwed. Try telling some one about your “time machine”. They will think you are just a crazy baby. Do they make straightjackets for babies?

Is trademarked Lushrain enterprises. Copyright 2007.  So don’t think about stealing cuz other than putting out awesome podcasts,  my other favorite pastime is stabbing bitches.

It is funny that on What Not to Wear Day a woman in my office wore:

ankle length rainbow tie-dye dress with a bulky knit turquoise sweater on top (a sweater that was best left in 1985), a black knit beanie with a rolled brim, and navy blue crocs.

Oh and our office is semi-professional. Not bag lady-professional.